Sit down. Get comfortable. For I am about to tell you a story.
One fabled through the ages, foretold by our fathers and forefathers before them. One of a bar crawl which will be forged, not only into the minds of those lucky enough to attend but into the bedrock of time itself. All the myths you have heard of ‘Whiteout’ are true. For it is once again approaching that mid semester sesh slump and the process of thawing out the Guildford bars and clubs from their summer long sesh-averted slumbers ready for the students of Surrey have begun. The brave crew manning the SuSnow committee vessel, fought valiantly through the sea of new freshers and past the ferocious kraken (rum) induced hangovers of freshers’ week, to initiate the process of ‘awakening’ the once strong student sesh scene held on Guildford’s shores.
Legend has it this ‘awakening’ process will conclude and reach full sesh climax on November 8th. Therefore, it would be bloody rude to not throw a phat bar crawl to mark the occasion!
Q: WTF is the theme of this party?
A: Battle of the High Seas. We want to see your most creative fancy dress ideas: a nauti sailors outfit, Napoleon and Lord Nelson, swashbuckling pirates, mermaids, GET CREATIVE! There will be some liquid prizes for the best outfits.
Q: I’m a Snowsports member, do I need a ticket?
A: Absolutely, not! You lovely lot get this one FREE on us as a thank you for joining the best club on campus.
Q: I’m not a member but love the sesh, can I come?
A: YES! We’d love to see as many people come and have a great night with us possible. Tickets are ONLY £3 to non-members, so no excuse to not bring your whole flat along. In fact, invite your mum, your nan, your cat… the more the merrier!
Q: Hold up, did you just say it was only £3?
A: Indeed, this is no typo and your eyes do not deceive you. That gets you a bar crawl t-shirt (your ticket for the night), free entry to all venues, drinks deals at all venues and potentially some free booze along the way if you’re lucky enough to reach it before the other thirsty crewman around you finish it! For cheaper than any Rubix ticket and the same price as a VK, can you really say no?
Q: Do you have a route map for this mighty voyage?
A: You're absolutely right! It's as follows:
19:30 to 20:00 — Front Room, to walk to KOMO together
20:00 to 21:00 — KOMO
21:00 to 22:00 — Spoons
22:00 to 23:00 — Casino (now under new management, ohh...)
23:00 to 03:00 — 33Hz
Q: I have more questions…
A: Really… message us directly on the club page, clearly you need special attention
See you all soon for a mad night!